Let's Promote Tolerance

If a mosque is built near Ground Zero to promote tolerance a gay nightclub should be opened next door to it. It could operate as either "The Turban Cowboy" or "You Mecca Me Hot." A butcher shop specializing in pork should be established next door on the other side of the mosque. And across the street a store that sells and displays in its windows bikinis or ladies lingerie on manikins or live models would be appropriate.