ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing
in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are
dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
A grape with a bad sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of today's greatest labor saving devices.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
. . . and MY Personal Favorite!!
WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
similar to my character lines.
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