Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Gender Specific Patriotic Duties

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. Every patriotic man is to position himself in a lawn chair in front of his house to prove he is not a Muslim by demonstrating he believes it's okay to see nude women other than his wife, and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

God Bless America!

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