Saturday, December 7, 2013

Putting Things In Perspective

March 21st 2010 to October 1 2013 -- 3 years, 6 months, 10 days.  
December 7, 1941 to May 8, 1945 -- 3 years, 5 months, 1 day.  

Compare this: From the time we were attacked at Pearl Harbor to the day Germany surrendered has not been enough time for Obama's geniuses to construct a working webpage.
Mobilization of millions of service men and women, building tens of thousands of tanks, planes, jeeps, subs, cruisers, destroyers, torpedoes, millions upon millions of guns, bombs, ammo, etc. Turning the tide in North Africa, Invading Italy, D-Day, Battle of the Bulge, Race to Berlin -- all while we were also fighting the Japanese all across the Pacific! 

Yet in that amount of time, the Obama administration was incapable of building a working webpage.

Clearly Excusable As an Inherent Congenital Defect

True at the Time; Even Truer Today

Truth in International Labeling

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Government Statistics Appear Politically 'Fixed' -- Phony

There are increasing reports that the federal government -- apparently for partisan political purposes -- has been rigging and is continuing to rig numbers that it officially reports. 

The House Oversight Committee is demanding that the Census Bureau provide more information about a New York Post report claiming that monthly unemployment numbers were fixed ahead of the 2012 presidential election. The agency has turned the claims over to its inspector general. Rep. Jason Chaffetz, R-Utah, told Megyn Kelly of Fox News, “You’re talking about something that escalated over potentially the course of years and culminated right before an election.”

See both this report and this one.

The lesson to take away from this is to treat with great skepticism, if not outright distrust and rejection, anything emitted by the government.

Perpetually Preferred Plutocrats

Our betters in Congress have a perk-packed version of ObamaCare.  While they may have to enroll in ObamaCare,  that doesn’t mean it’s the same smashed system they have inflicted on other Americans.  Details of the congressional  plutocrats' perk-puffed version, which are spelled out in this New York Times report, include  “ . . . access to ‘in-person support sessions’ . . . a special Blue Cross and Blue Shield website . . . a ‘dedicated congressional health insurance plan assistance line’…Lawmakers can select from 112 options offered in the ‘gold tier’ of the District of Columbia exchange, far more than are available to most of their constituents.”

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Nothing New Here . . . Just Business and Politics As Usual

Political Aphorisms

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
. . . Jay Leno

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
. . . Henry Cate, VII

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
. . . Aesop

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the
Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
. . . Will Rogers

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge
even where there is no river.
. . . Nikita Khrushchev

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm
beginning to believe it.
. . . Clarence Darrow

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and
your opponents will do it for you?
. . . Author Unknown

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the
tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
. . . John Quinton

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
. . . Oscar Ameringer

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about
us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
. . . Adlai Stevenson

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
. . . Tex Guinan

A politician is someone who would sell his mother into slavery for a vote.
 . . . Dan Sellard

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to
be left to the politicians.
. . . Charles de Gaulle

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be
better to change the locks.
. . . Doug Larson

There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on senators.

. . . Will Rogers

Friday, November 15, 2013

What If . . . ?

Rats (Demorats) and Journalice: Hilarious Weasels, Every One of Them

The current spectacle of Demorat political office holders and our curiously uncurious Journalice who gave us Obamacare -- apparently on the theory expressed by Nasty Nancy Pelosi that it had to be enacted in order to find out what's in it -- scurrying about in an effort to evade accountability for the mess they created is hilarious.  

The whole sorry bunch and its individual members demonstrate the sense of responsibility of weasels.

Great School Excuse

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Open Obamacare Letter to Demorats

You Passed It.

You Own  It.

Stop Trying to Weasel

Out of Your Responsibility for It!

Monday, November 11, 2013

Who'd a'Thunk It?

Who ever would have imagined that the U.S. would be leading efforts to appease Iran and facilitate its nuclear weapons capability only to be blocked by the clarity of vision and firm resolve of the French?

Almost unimaginable, but that is the case, as clearly set forth in this report.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Record's Inescapable Conclusion

Just a glib and persuasive huckster – an Elmer-Gantry-like con man – or, otherwise, in plain, simple, and deservedly crude language:

A Lying Sack of S _ _ t

Training for Today's Public Service

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee . . . .
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere . . . and then he just walks out.

The next day the Indian returns.  He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.  He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says "Whoa!  We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.  What was all that about, anyway?"  The Indian smiles and proudly says,

"Training for position in United States Congress:  Come in late, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave shit for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Looking Back at Shutdown Priorities

Why Old Men Like Me Don't Get Hired

Job Interview:

Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Old Man : "Honesty."

Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Old Man : "I don't really give a shit what you think."

Observation About Islam

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Leadership Gallery

Obama Promises Require Interpretation

A Dead Brain Cell Lies at the Root of Every Gray Hair

          Perks of 
being over 60
And heading towards
70 or beyond!

Kidnappers are not very
interested in you.

In a hostage situation,
you are likely to be released first.

No one expects you to run --

People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,
'Did I wake you?'

People no longer view you as a

There is nothing left
to learn the hard way.

Things you buy now     will
never wear out.

You can eat
Supper at 4 PM.

You can live without sex
but not your glasses.

You get into heated arguments
about pension plans.

You no longer think of speed limits
as a challenge.

You quit trying to hold
your stomach in no matter who walks
into the room.

You sing along
with elevator music.

Your eyes won't get
much worse.

Your investment in health insurance
is finally beginning to pay off.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
than the national weather service.

Your secrets are safe with your friends
because they can't remember them either.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
a manageable size.

You can't remember
where you saw this list.

And you notice these are all
in big print
for your convenience.

Forward this to everyone
you can remember
Right Now!


Under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on

the same night!