An Indian walks into a cafe with a
shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo
with the other.
He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure. Coming
right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of
coffee . . . .
The Indian drinks the coffee down
in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with
the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere . . . and then he just walks out.
The next day the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another
male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says
to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says "Whoa! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for position in
United States Congress: Come in late, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave shit for others to clean up, disappear for rest of
day."
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