Letter to Three Parasites

Here is a letter that has just been dispatched to my district's member of the House of Reprehensibles and to each of my state's two U.S. senators:

As one of your constituents, I would appreciate answers from you to two questions:

1. Why have you voted for, and why has Congress appropriated millions of dollars to ACORN, an obviously corrupt organization that has engaged in illegal conduct for an extended period of time, going back long before the recent revelations about it?

2. Why have you and Congress heretofore tolerated and failed to eliminate from existing programs all the waste, fraud, and abuse that now supposedly are going to be eliminated to pay for health care/insurance reform without adding to the deficit?

I will look forward to your response and hope that it will not be merely a canned form letter.

Thank you.