This morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Alibaba Ockmed warned the United States that if military actions against Iraq continues Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 Store and Motel 6 managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidential candidates either.
It's gonna get ugly, people . . . !
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