Iran is now in possession of an American drone. When I heard that I thought, "Oh, my god, they captured Joe Biden?"
. . . Jay Leno
Newt Gingrich released a statement promising he would not cheat on his wife. Even better, he said he wouldn't cheat on his next wife either, or the one after that
. . . Conan
Jon Huntsman tried to . . . Wait, who is Jon Huntsman?
. . . Late Show
This guy [Donald Trump] is something. He's committed to the debate, he's not committed; he's running, he's not running; he's in, he's out. What does he think this is, one of his marriages?
. . . Jimmy Kimmel