Two from Craig Ferguson:
People sometimes forget
that George Washington was very rich, had a ponytail, and grew hemp on his
farm. He was America's original Willie Nelson.
and
It's a great day for a
bunch of thieves in Belgium. They got away with more than $50 million worth of
pure, uncut diamonds. This diamond heist is the biggest robbery ever pulled off
at an airport if you don't count them charging $25 to check a bag.
And this one from Jay Leno:
Over the weekend,
President Obama played golf with Tiger Woods. Tiger said the president was a
very good golfer for a guy who plays only five days a week.
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