Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Truthful Comics

Two from Craig Ferguson:

People sometimes forget that George Washington was very rich, had a ponytail, and grew hemp on his farm. He was America's original Willie Nelson.


It's a great day for a bunch of thieves in Belgium. They got away with more than $50 million worth of pure, uncut diamonds. This diamond heist is the biggest robbery ever pulled off at an airport if you don't count them charging $25 to check a bag.

And this one from Jay Leno:

Over the weekend, President Obama played golf with Tiger Woods. Tiger said the president was a very good golfer for a guy who plays only five days a week.

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