Want to avoid being irradiated and viewed naked by the TSA's voyeurs or felt up and fondled by its groping goons? It can be done . . . and done quite easily.
Just wear a hijab.
That's right. According to this report, hijab wearing Muslim women are exempt from the humiliatingly intrusive screenings that Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, and virtually everybody else* are subjected and required to undergo at the nation's airports.
* Excluding, of course members of congress and certain other select elected and federal officials.