If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the letter carriers can look for them while they deliver the mail?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G ?