Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends.
Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a
drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him
and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter
always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily,
his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter
for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to
see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride
with grandma?" he asked.
Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single a--hole, qu--r, les--an, piece of c--p, horse's a--,
socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bas--rd, dip--it, Muslim camel hum--r or
son of a bi--h anywhere we went!"
We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
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