A Holiday Conversion

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients on Thanksgiving Day when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street.  One of them turned to the other and said,
 

"If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."

Israelis Baffled by News of Defenseless U.S. Soldiers

Many Israelis want to know: why didn't the soldiers attacked by a U.S. Army major-turned-terrorist return fire?   When a Muslim goes, well, Muslim in Israel he is typically shot to death by someone -- say, a reserve soldier -- within seconds of screaming "Allah Akbar."  In contrast with the Israeli experience, it took 10 minutes before a civilian police officer at Fort Hood was able to shoot and stop Muslim fanatic Nidal Malik Hasan.

How could that happen? How could so many people trained in the strategies and tactics of modern warfare be so defenseless?  The answer -- and this may astonish many Americans -- is that the victims were unarmed. U.S. Soldiers are not allowed to carry guns for personal protection, even on a 340-acre base quartering more than 50,000 troops.  So it goes in brain-dead, liberal America.

Fort Hood is a "gun free" zone, thanks to regulations adopted in one of the very first acts signed into law by anti-gun President Bill Clinton in March, 1993.

Contrary to President Obama's crocodile tears, his Islamist-appeasing administration is bent on further disarming the U.S. Military, and all Americans. Obama and his Communist crowd will not rest until every American is a sitting duck.
 

PS: Israeli teachers, from kindergarten on up, are also armed; so, a Virginia Tech-type slaughter is highly unlikely at an Israeli university.  Israelis, who have had to combat terrorism all their lives, are not afraid of guns. They are an armed people, ready, willing, and able to defend themselves and their country.   Unlike indoctrinated Americans, paralyzed by fear and political correctness, Israelis understand that people, not guns, kill people.

American Jews, for the most part, are nothing like their Israeli co-religionists. American Jews are disproportionately liberal and anti-gun. This is especially true of elitist, intellectual/professional Jews in Manhattan and the New York suburbs. They pride themselves in their masochistic, near-suicidal "tolerance" of Jew-haters and violent criminals.  The lessons of the Holocaust are lost on these Jews. They relish victimhood. Proud, tough Jews and proud, patriotic Americans make liberal Jews -- and liberals in general -- nervous.

Answer to Yuletide Question

The reason Saint Nick always is so jolly is that he know where all the naughty girls live.

The Sage of Baltimore Understood Government Perfectly

Government' consists of a gang, with no particular talent for the business of government, nor anything else for that matter. They do have talent, and lust, only for getting and holding political office.  Their principal device to that end is to seek out constituencies of weaklings who endlessly pant  and pine for something they can't quite seem to get, mainly because they're not  willing to work for it.

These constituencies are then promised, that what they think they want will be forcibly taken from those who rightfully own it and subsequently given to  them, even though they neither deserve it, nor have so much as lifted a finger  to earn it.  The process is little more than 'theft by proxy.'  The actual thieves are, as noted above, contemptible gasbags.  Recipients, when  they go along, become petty thieves themselves, are thus altogether stripped of  what little personal honor and dignity they may have once had.

Happily, nine times out of ten, those promises, like the prevaricators who make them, are worth nothing. The tenth time is made good only by looting the  productive in order to mollify the willfully unproductive.  In other words,  our 'government' is a broker in pillage, and every so-called 'election' is  little more than an auction of pilfered goods.

. . . Henry L. Mencken

Giving Chutzpah A Whole New Dimension

Congress says it is looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

Church Advertising With Imaginative Flair

For Lovers of Ambiguity and Our Language

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE:

1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.

2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.

3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

5. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

8. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

15. WHY DO THEY LOCK PETROL STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

21. WHAT WAS THE BEST  THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

23. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

24. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

25. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

26. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

27. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

28. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

29. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?

30. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

31. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

32. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

33. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?

34. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD ?

Future Scenario

Sorry . . . the U.S. can't afford your ailments anymore . . . so your "End-of-Life Guidance Counselor" has selected you to participate in an all-expense paid trip. Bon Voyage! "Hope" you enjoy your cruise!

The coroner's report will list global warming as the cause of death.

This Is Progress ? ? ? ?

 Long ago,
 when men cursed
 and beat the ground with sticks,
 it was called witchcraft . . . .
  
 Today, it's called golf.  

Random Musings

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
Agreed and 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. 
The other is for housing prisoners.
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If Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would be saved?  ....  America!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

  2010 ---- PLEASE hurry!

The Honorable Judge Napolitano

Absolutely one of the best presentations in a long time -- absolutely truthful.

Andrew P. Napolitano is a 59 year old former New Jersey Superior Court judge. He was youngest life-tenured Superior Court judge in the history of the State of New Jersey. He is a graduate of Princeton University, and Notre Dame Law School.

He was a founding member of the Concerned Alumni of Princeton, along with U.S. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito.

A Prayer for Obama: Check It Out

Psalm 109:8

Avoiding Much Needed Scrutiny

As it became known that the government was aware that the murderous Fort Hood Jihadist in the past year had exchanged 10 to 20 e-mails with a radical imam in Yemen who was urging the killing of American troops, President Obama came out against any Congressional investigation of why that and many other equally unambiguous  danger signs were ignored.

Obama obviously is intent on avoiding any examination of how his liberal policies -- such as restraining the intelligence community and fostering political correctness in the military -- facilitated the Fort Hood  massacre. He certainly will do everything he can to prevent people from  focusing on how his administration failed to prevent and made possible the worst domestic terror attack in eight years,

Mighty Casey Strikes Out at the MIcrophone; Army Chief of Staff Should be Cashiered

Commenting on the massacre perpetrated by a Islamic Jihadist,  General George Casey, the Army's Chief of Staff said that "what happened at Fort Hood was a tragedy, but I believe it would be an even greater tragedy if our diversity becomes a casualty here."

Wonder about a couple of things -- such as how the mourning family members of the murderous Muslim's victims feel about the value placed on their relatives' lives by their commander. Also have to wonder who would willingly serve, or allow any of their kids to serve under such a politically correct general.

Perhaps we should be grateful that General Casey revealed the relatively little weight that he places on the lives of the soldiers who were slain by the rampaging terrorist. He clearly is more devoted to the ephemeral concept of diversity than he is to the well being of those under his command. Having displayed those relative priorities and the wretched judgment behind them, the general proved himself unfit for the position he holds. He should be relieved forthwith and never again allowed to command troops.

ACORN Complicit In the Nation's Financial Meltdown

Anyone interested in the details of how ACORN helped foster the housing bubble that caused the financial meltdown that began last year and continues to afflict the nation will be interested in this report from last Friday's Wall Street Journal.

A (Necessarily Anonymous) LEO's Comments on Our Gun Free Venues

"Many in our [federal law enforcement] agency have been piously critical of the lack or preparedness at Fort Hood.

"However, when one goes to our academy for in-service training, he [or she] is asked at the gate if he [or she] is armed.  When we answer in the affirmative, we are instructed to 'secure' all weapons and ammunition in one of their storage lockers immediately.  Possession of a firearm on campus (aside from transporting an unloaded weapon to and from ranges) is prohibited. The academy  staff obviously doesn't trust any of us with guns.

"Of course, any sensible professional who carries daily and has even a modicum of self-respect, ignores such demeaning and preposterous rules, with utmost disdain!

"For one, I remain armed, there and everywhere else, in contemptuous defiance of their 'rules.'

"We Feds dare not criticize Fort Hood's 'gun-free' policy, because we, due to cowardice, paranoia, and stupidity, exercise the same delusional mentality, for  the same reason.

"We don't even trust each other!"

Comment: Once again, so long as we have paranoid/delusional/political  'managers,' far more interested in keeping their jobs than they ever will be in doing them, we won't need enemies!

Another Example of Government Protection

Below are excerpts from an Oakland Tribune report that again raises questions about (i) why was this guy permitted to be running around loose, and (ii) how many people is he going to be permitted to kill before we exterminate him or keep him locked up for life (his and ours):

BERKELEY — An Oakland man who served time in prison for killing a 3-year-old child 15 years ago was arrested Friday afternoon in connection with the death of a woman whose battered body was found at Aquatic Park early this morning.

Curtis Martin, 38, was arrested by veteran west Oakland beat Officer Keith Dodds after Berkeley police notified surrounding agencies that they were looking for Martin as a suspect in the killing.

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Martin has a criminal record dating back to the early 1990s. 

In February 1994, Martin was arrested in the beating death of 3-year-old Devin Brewer, of Oakland, the son of his girlfriend at the time. The child died at an Oakland hospital the day after Martin took him for a haircut and returned him bruised and swollen.

Martin claimed the boy had fallen at the park.

He originally was charged with murder but was allowed to plead no contest to voluntary manslaughter in exchange for 11 years in prison, authorities confirmed Friday. He was out of prison by 2000 because he was given credit for time served.

In 2008, he was arrested for violating a court order to prevent domestic violence. He was never prosecuted. 

At the time of the boy's slaying, Martin was on parole for robbery and previously was convicted of armed robbery, burglary and weapons violations.

Under Attack and Steadfastly Oblivious and Supine

America is under relentless attack by an adversary determined to subjugate or kill every last one of us. Yet our leaders are in complete denial, refusing to acknowledge what is transpiring,  and committed to not fighting back.

The Fort Hood massacre by the most recent Jihadist attacker didn't bother to conceal his commitment to the Islamist cause before commencing his murderous assault any more than  did his Muslim predecessors on September 11, 2001. All of them and their many others coreligionist attackers justifiably counted on the ineptness and unwillingness of our government to interfere with their plans . . . and thus to continue to fail -- and to fail spectacularly -- in the protection of American citizens.  None of these killers was the least bit stealthy and all could, and would have been thwarted by any one of a number of government agencies had those agencies not been uniformly inept and totally lacking in any semblance of vigilance.

No matter that providing such protection is the overriding rationale for the existence of government. It is more than slightly ironic that even though our government continues to fail in discharging this first and foremost obligation, and to ruin, at great expense, everything it touches, it continues to expand its authority over, and to divert its attention to secondary and even trivial matters.

Consider a president who instantly labels as stupid the actions of a police officer in Cambridge, Massachusetts, even though he admits knowing little about the incident he was addressing, but warns against any rush to judgment about a massacre perpetrated on an Army base by a heavily armed murderous Muslim screaming "Allahu Akbar."

Consider too an Army chief of staff who responds to the deaths or 13 individuals and the wounding of 30 others at Fort Hood  by repeatedly stating that it would be an even greater tragedy  if "diversity" were to be a casualty of this most recent outrage. Nor is this an isolated example of our failed leadership -- it was not long ago that the chief of naval operations stated that "diversity" was the Navy's primary mission. Can't help but wonder where the lives and well being of those serving under them are in the list of priorities of these commanders.

Perhaps it is that I am old, out-of-date, cantankerous, and funny or odd, but, begging your pardon, I continue to hold to the view that prevailed in the long gone days of my youthful military service: Protecting and defending the Constitution, the nation and the American people, and defeating our enemies is and always must be the supreme and overriding mission of our armed services and their leaders . . . up to and including the Army's chief of staff, the chief of naval operations, and the commander in chief.  

Instead, all of our current crop of posturing and pretentious pseudo leaders, with the aid and cheerleading support of our mostly mindless media, are paralyzed by political correctness. Such self indulging conceits ensure that we in the future will suffer more such attacks.

Our Domestic Killing Fields: Gun-Free Zones

If you doubt the above assertion, read this report . . . and consider the corrective measures it proposes.

Government Surveillance Priorities

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The Pathology In Our White House

Our nowhere man president isn't cool; he is cold, bloodless, and uncaring, as this analysis makes clear.  However, another view has it that he isn't too detached to despise America.

Just Plain Fun

Our Rulers Are Doing Just Great, Taking Care of Themselves While Screwing the Rest of Us

2010 is right around the corner, tell your friends to vote these arrogant thieves out of office. We need to start over.

The members of Nasty Nancy Pelosi's House of Ill Repute and the United States Sty voted themselves $4,700 and $5,300 raises for 2010 and 2011.

They voted against giving Social Security recipients any cost of living raise in those years. Therefore those on Social Security will not be getting the normal 3% ($660 a year) cost of living adjustment although their Medicare premiums will go up $285.60 for the two years. Thus they will lose at least $1,600 (or $3,200 for husband and wife) in 2010 and 2011.

Meanwhile, over the same two-year period each member of the House of Reprehensibles and the Upper House of Gasbags will be taking home a $10,000 in pay raises.

Do you feel SCREWED yet?

Will they have our drug costs, doctor fees, local taxes, food and other cost increases?

NO WAY . They have their raises and better benefits. Why care about us? We never did anything about it in the past so they obviously count on us continuing to be too stupid or uncaring to hold them to account.

Do you really think that Nasty Nancy Pelosi, Light Weight Harry Reid, Chris Dodd, Charlie Rangel, Barney Frank, et al, care about us? SEND THEM A YOU'RE FIRED MESSAGE!

IN 2010 WE WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO GET RID OF THE SITTING CONGRESS: Up to one third of the Sty and all of the Reprehensibles.

MAKE SURE YOU'RE STILL MAD IN NOVEMBER 2010 AND THEN REMIND THEIR REPLACEMENTS NOT TO SCREW UP.

Union Goons Ignored As Dems Deride Beating Victim

Long after purple shirt-wearing SEIU goons beat up conservative activist Kenneth Gladney outside a Missouri health care town hall meeting, not much has happened.

Almost three months after the incident the wheels of justice are spinning VERY slowly, Glenn Beck said on his TV show earlier this week.

Mike Flynn, editor of BigGovernment.com, said

the incident happened August 6th. Charges were filed. Gladney went to the hospital. Immediately, the Democrats brought in a high-powered attorney to defend the SEIU thugs who were charged with assault and it just kind of disappeared.

Flynn noted that the case has “disappeared within the jurisdictions of those individuals who are part of Buffy Wicks’s truth squad.”

Flynn is referring to Wicks, now deputy director of the White House Office of Public Engagement. As the leader of the Obama campaign in Missouri, Wicks organized an “Obama truth squad.” Flynn said she

organized at the Obama campaign headquarters a press conference of law enforcement officials, prosecuting attorneys, strict attorneys at the campaign headquarters who issued a warning that they would prosecute rival campaigns for any what they saw as misleading statements from their campaign.

Wicks also helped to oversee the infamous National Endowment for the Arts teleconference in August in which the Obama administration openly encouraged artists to produce pro-Obama art as political propaganda.

Naturally, the left has responded with vicious attacks on the victim, a diminutive black man with diabetes. Perhaps in the eyes of leftists Gladney hasn’t learned his “place” in society.

Watertiger at firedoglake calls Gladney “Joe the Dumber” and describes him as a “teabagging wingnut who tripped and fell while getting in the face of an SEIU member.”

Wndycty at Democratic Underground calls Gladney a “fraud” and a “fool.”

TBogg mocked Gladney and his injuries, calling him a “Teabagging Drama Queen,” and adding, “If the teabagging people weren’t such rage-filled imbeciles they would be the most adorable slow children on earth.”

Bronte17 at the Daily Kos far left hate site refers to Gladney as a “‘Don’t Tread on Me’ dork” and as ” a mouthy dork in a dark tan polo.” (That sounds a lot like “uppity” black, doesn’t it?) The blogger also suggests Gladney is suing SEIU because it has deep pockets. “[H]mmm… wonder if they think union money is easy pickin’?”

Oliver Willis who works for the George Soros-backed slime factory Media Matters for America, inverts the perpetrator-victim relationship calling  Gladney “the black conservative who is the current poster boy for the thug right.” Willis can’t get the sequence right on his blog’s tagline either, “Like Kryptonite To Stupid.”

Wonkette derided Gladney as “the biggest whore in history. Like 100 times more whorish than Joe the Plumber and the world’s entire collection of actual street-walking prostitutes combined.”

Tolerating Everything; Standing For Nothing

More than a dozen young males, ranging in age from the early to late teens recently spent several hours gang raping a young girl whom they grabbed either on or just off a Richmond, California, high school campus where she and many of them had attended a school dance. Many others saw what was transpiring, watched for a bit, and went their various ways without doing anything to stop the atrocity that was taking place. No one even bothered to call the authorities until another girl who had heard about what was happening from one of the witnesses telephoned the police.

The perpetrators, none of whom are the least bit remorseful, now are facing, and will be tried on a multitude of criminal charges. They will be tried, convicted, and sentenced to various terms in prison, and eventually will be let out on parole . . . to commit more violent crimes.

Any doubts about that?

If you have any, think about the parolee who in 1991 kidnapped an 11-year-old girl and then held her captive for 18 years in a backyard compound at his home  in a suburban California community, periodically raping her and fathering  children to whom she gave birth . . . despite periodic visits by probation and parole inspectors who failed to notice anything wrong despite numerous warnings to the authorities from neighbors that things were amiss.

Also take a look at the criminal backgrounds of the members of the group that in 2007 kidnapped Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom in Tennessee, and then held them captive, tortured, raped, and then murdered them in another horrible incident. Because the victims of this outrage were a young and attractive white couple while the perpetrators are black, it went unreported by our media -- the same that went to great lengths to provide every detail of a rape that never happened in order to blacken the reputations of wrongfully accused Duke athletes.

What about the parolee who murdered four Oakland police officers after being freed from prison even though the authorities recognized that he was an incorrigible violent criminal?

The inescapable conclusion is that our society is rotting from within. We no longer believe strongly enough, or have sufficient faith in an any values strongly enough to defend them.  If we did, we would exterminate vermin who commit atrocities such as those outline above, permanently removing them from our midst . . . and while we were doing so we also would remove from any position of authority those responsible for letting such creatures loose on the rest of us.

Is it any wonder that we cannot maintain our leadership position in the world when we lack the faith and strength necessary to defend ourselves and our society? 

Perhaps the Obama administration is a symptom rather than the cause of our problems.