The economy is so bad, that the parents in China are telling their kids finish all your food, kids in America are starving to death . . . !
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than General Motors and Chrysler.
Obama met with small businesses (GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup) to discuss the Stimulus Package.
PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings.
McDonalds is selling the quarter ouncer.
People in Beverly Hills and some mayors in California have fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Motel Six won't leave the light on.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
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