Thursday, April 21, 2011

Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases

When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine

Marine Sniper - You Can Run 
But You'll Just Die Tired 

Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume

Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and 
Communism, WAR Has Never Solved Anything.
 
U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors 
To the 72 Virgins Dating Club
 
U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah

Stop Global Whining

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify

The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, 
Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight 

Death Smiles At Everyone 
Marines Smile Back
 
What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?  
A Little Recoil

Marines - Providing Enemies of America Opportunities 
To Die for Their Country Since 1775

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It
 
Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon
 
It's God's Job To Forgive Bin Laden 
It's The Marines' Job To Arrange The Meeting
 
Artillery Brings Dignity To What Would 
Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl

One Shot, Twelve Kills 
U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support

My Kid Fought In Iraq 
So Your Kid Can Party In College
 
A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy
Blessed Be The Peacemakers

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