Funny Sad Truth from Jay Leno:
2012 is supposed to be the year the world ends. Have you seen the national debt? If the world doesn't end, we are so screwed.
. . . and Snobbishness from Conan, the Oh So Superior Snot:
Political analysts are saying that Mitt Romney is having trouble generating enthusiasm among Iowa voters. Now, ladies and gentlemen, you know you have a problem when people in Iowa find you dull.
Iowa is a state in the Midwest that manufactures pigs, corn and old people.
Today are the Republican Iowa caucuses. Or, as it's also known, “old white guy Mardi Gras.”