President Obama took Michelle out to a steak restaurant for her birthday, marking the first time the words “Obama” and “well done” appeared in the same sentence.
Last week, a British Airways crew mistakenly told passengers that their plane was about to crash into the ocean but it turns out a flight attendant just had hit a wrong button. I don’t know what’s worse -- getting lied to about crashing into the ocean, or knowing it happens so often there’s a button for it.
. . . Edited Jimmy Fallon Jokes