A driver was stuck in a horrendous traffic jam on the beltway outside
Washington, D.C.
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going
on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're demanding
$100 million in ransom money. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline
and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, collecting
donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver
asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon . . . ."
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