In Very Poor Taste

Australia's Channel 9 brings us a grisly story from the South Pacific:

Forensic experts fear a missing German yachtsman was "hacked to pieces and burned" by cannibals while visiting a remote island in French Polynesia on the trip of a lifetime.

Ash remains, believed to be those of 40-year-old Hamburg man Stefan Ramin, have been found in a valley in Nuku Hiva, the largest of the Marquesas Islands in French Polynesia.

News you can use: If you ever dine at a French Polynesian restaurant, don't order the Hamburger.

 From The Wall Street Journal's

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