"Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant, and a fearful master."
. . . George Washington
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Accurate Observation by Comic
The U.S. Senate is now fighting to keep open the Senate barber shop. It loses $350,000 a year. Do you know what that makes it? The most successful government program ever. It’s losing only $350,000 a year.
. . . Jay Leno
P.S. The shop loses money because the senators use their power to keep the prices artificially low, thus compelling taxpayers to subsidize the trimming of their (mostly nonexistent or very sparse) locks.