Former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is the guy who told his wife he was going for a hike and then went to Argentina to see his girlfriend. He was exposed as an unethical, lying, cheating weasel. In a stunning comeback, he has been elected to Congress, where he’ll fit right in.
According to Forbes magazine, Al Gore is now worth more than $200 million. This is what Gore meant when he talked about going green.
. . . Jay Leno