Police in Detroit announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 200 pounds of heroin, $5 million in forged U.S. banknotes and 25 trafficked Latino prostitutes -- all in a semi-detached house behind the public library on Woodward Avenue in Detroit. Local residents were stunned.
A community spokesman said:
We're all shocked; we never knew
we had a library.
Also, an insightful essay on why the nation's orator-in-chief won’t use his sole useful skill to expound on the collapse of Detroit can be found here.