Thursday, August 1, 2013

Surprising Revelation in News from Calamity Central

Police in Detroit announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 200 pounds of heroin, $5 million in forged U.S. banknotes and 25 trafficked Latino prostitutes -- all in a semi-detached house behind the public library on Woodward Avenue in Detroit.  Local residents were stunned.

A community spokesman said:  

We're all shocked; we never knew 
we had a library.

Also, an insightful essay on why the nation's orator-in-chief won’t use his sole useful skill to expound on the collapse of Detroit can be found here.

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