Saturday, August 6, 2011

Psalm 2011

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me
Beside the still factories.

He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment

For his party's sake.











Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
 
He anointeth my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.


Surely, poverty and hard living will 
follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

 
I'm glad … I'm an old American,
I remember being free,

But I wish … I was a dog,
And Obama … was a tree!

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